Mununia

The breasts were sore. I watched in the mirror in amazement how they got bigger and bigger.

When I touched them, they were inflated like balloons.

Kategoria: Doubt.
Tagit: Amazement, Breasts, Mirrors, Touch

A French museum had slides between the floors. I thought this kind of security would never be enough in Finland.

I looked down and saw the slide was made in Finland.

Kategoria: Culture.
Tagit: Danger, Prejudice, Slides

Zum Teufel julkaisi kokoelman sarjakuviani, mikä on tosi hieno asia. Sitä saa kirjakaupoista, netistä ja minulta.

Zum Teufel published a collection of my comics, which is a great thing. It can be bought from bookstores, the net and me.

Kategoria: Adverts.

I don’t remember my dreams from last night, but I really wanted to draw.

I slept only little, although I think sleeping is one of the most enjoyable things in life.

Some think that talking about dreams is boring, but I never get tired of the subject,

because, in a dream, anything can happen!

ANYTHING.

Kategoria: Sleeping.
Tagit: Boredom, Dreams, Excitement, love, Sleep

- You don’t really need these two fingers. Let me cut them off! – Are you sure?

- Of course, plus I already froze them into position so it’s easy to cut. You’ll still have four left, that’s enough! – I’m not really sure about this.

Kategoria: Doubt.
Tagit: Danger, Injuries

Someone’s foreign grandfather was visiting. We were going to the museum, but he was afraid of the revolving door.

He rushed in and ended straight up to the staircase leading to the exit floor.

From upstairs I saw him try to get in with an old concert ticket.

Kategoria: Lost.
Tagit: Fear, Grandparents, Museums, Revolving doors

A little boy  came to confess he had attempted murder.

He had cut open a large can of sardines and put five Swiss people inside it. Now he wanted them to be rescued.

Kategoria: Death.
Tagit: Children, Fish, Food, Guilt, Murder

An adult friend had a birthday party. Everything was just like at the birthday parties of my childhood.

Kategoria: Nice.
Tagit: Adults, Birthday, Children, Friends, Parties

Kategoria: Sports.
Tagit: Diving, Fish, Water

A man tried to escape by climbing a wall

But a dog stopped him every time by biting his foot

Finally the back of one of his legs fell of, like a salmon filet

The dog didn’t eat it but tried to but it back in place.

Kategoria: Injuries.
Tagit: Animals, Dogs, Escape, Fear, Fish, Food, Injuries, Wall, Wounds