Mununia

Tarjous, josta en kieltäytynyt

2.10.2011 - 10:12 / hrichert.


In the small hours I was offered to swap the baby for another one of the same model, but it fidgeted just as much.

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Suosionsa huipulta hän vilkaisi alas kansaan

18.09.2011 - 10:23 / hrichert.




 

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AND THAT’S JUST ABOUT HOW IT WENT

17.03.2011 - 18:20 / hrichert.


It was a peaceful day

Then: – Hey!

Is it coming NOW?

– RIP! –

– We need to go to the hospital right away! I can even see some water in there.

– You don’t have to go anywhere! It’s born already. Look, it’s even got it’s clothes on!

– Well, so I see.

– And look, you also fit your old clothes again!

– True.

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Kuppa I

6.01.2011 - 11:41 / hrichert.


On vacation in some strictly islamist country.

At night I shave my legs but won’t disinfect them, eve though I’ve been told to do so.

– Wake up!

In the morning I realize that I’ve made a big mistake.

The legs have gone all black and are full of cysts.

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Paksu tussi, pitkästä aikaa

18.11.2010 - 18:58 / hrichert.


We were in church with T.

We were bored, so we’d lie down on the church bench.

Then the priest came to us. – You should leave. You can’t be unchaste in here.

We aren’t! We were just resting.

Then why do I see your boobs if I do this?

– No you don’t!  – Honey, let’s just go.

When we were outside, I’d protest by climbing a tree and hissing at people from there.

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SO I DID NOTHING IN OCTOBER

9.11.2010 - 22:51 / hrichert.


Le Dernier Cri oli piirtänyt metsästäjille metsästettyjen päät. Tyyli oli aika erilainen kuin yleensä.

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Ne kutisivat aika lailla

19.09.2010 - 16:53 / hrichert.


I had had my rubber boots on for too long.

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MAINOS: Sarjakuvakurssi Soukassa

3.09.2010 - 18:26 / hrichert.


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Henkemme salpautuivat

27.06.2010 - 11:57 / hrichert.


On some winter sports camp a couple of guys have 3D hologram skis.

When they’re lifted up in the ceiling, the others turn into wonderful fish and the others into flowers.

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Pakkasvirta

10.06.2010 - 19:26 / hrichert.


We sat in a stream with icy sides and an icy bottom. It felt pretty fresh, sitting there.

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