Mununia

In the small hours I was offered to swap the baby for another one of the same model, but it fidgeted just as much.

Kategoria: Sleep.
Tagit: Babies, Fidgeting, Swapping

Kategoria: Computers.
Tagit: Popularity, Spambot

It was a peaceful day

Then: – Hey!

Is it coming NOW?

– RIP! –

– We need to go to the hospital right away! I can even see some water in there.

– You don’t have to go anywhere! It’s born already. Look, it’s even got it’s clothes on!

– Well, so I see.

– And look, you also fit your old clothes again!

– True.

Kategoria: Birth.
Tagit: Birthday, Breasts, Children, Clothes, Injuries, love, Water, Wounds

On vacation in some strictly islamist country.

At night I shave my legs but won’t disinfect them, eve though I’ve been told to do so.

– Wake up!

In the morning I realize that I’ve made a big mistake.

The legs have gone all black and are full of cysts.

Kategoria: Diseases.
Tagit: Legs, Mistakes, Traveling

We were in church with T.

We were bored, so we’d lie down on the church bench.

Then the priest came to us. – You should leave. You can’t be unchaste in here.

We aren’t! We were just resting.

Then why do I see your boobs if I do this?

– No you don’t!  – Honey, let’s just go.

When we were outside, I’d protest by climbing a tree and hissing at people from there.

Kategoria: Religion.
Tagit: Boredom, Breasts, Chastity, Churches, Hissing, Priests, Trees

Le Dernier Cri oli piirtänyt metsästäjille metsästettyjen päät. Tyyli oli aika erilainen kuin yleensä.

Kategoria: Culture.
Tagit: Animals, Hunting, Visual arts

I had had my rubber boots on for too long.

Kategoria: Injuries.
Tagit: Feet, Hands, Rubber boots, Worms

Kategoria: Adverts.

On some winter sports camp a couple of guys have 3D hologram skis.

When they’re lifted up in the ceiling, the others turn into wonderful fish and the others into flowers.

Kategoria: Sports.
Tagit: Coach, Fish, Flowers, Skis, Winter

We sat in a stream with icy sides and an icy bottom. It felt pretty fresh, sitting there.

Kategoria: Adventures.
Tagit: Ice, sitting, Water